Alley Council Portal

Submit Your Praise

Tell the street cat why you deserve a compliment. Our feline judges review every submission with extreme scrutiny.

Compliment Submission Form
Status: Open

Recorded in the alley archives.

Select a tone for your praise.

Required if you chose Custom.

The cat will judge your response.

STYLE: SASSY ALLEY CATMildly Annoyed

Vibe: Playful

You look like you actually know how to use a litter box. Impressive.

Submission Rules

Alley Council Protocol

01.

Be Sincere: The cat knows when you are lying.

02.

Be Dramatic: The more flair, the better.

03.

Respect the Cat: No bad vibes allowed.

Top Compliments

The Legend

Very Dramatic

45% Approval

The Royal

High Praise

30% Approval

The Sassy

Mildly Funny

15% Approval

The Boss

Extreme

10% Approval
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